A/N: So basically this is a fanfic about Kyle's parents first meeting each other and falling in love to getting married to Kyle's birth and Ike's adoption. Mostly this story takes place in Houston, Texas. So Enjoy! I do not own South Park. These are all Trey Parker and Matt Stone's creations.Wendy breaks up with Stan. As Stan struggles with the breakup and his sexuality, he confronts his unhealthy coping mechanisms and deep-seated fears. Kyle finds himself in a difficult situation-while he feels bad for Stan, he's secretly relieved by the breakup, having been in love with Stan since middle school."You'll be fine, Bubee, I promise." Sheila kissed Kyle and waved Kyle goodbye and left. Little Kyle looked around. He saw a lot of kids running and playing with each other. Suddenly, Kyle felt somebody pushed him. Kyle turned around. It was a boy about Kyle's age with brown hair, about three inches taller than Kyle, and was also chubby. "I don ... Tweek Tweak, a skittish and paranoid boy, who’s the last human in sector SP-8-13-97, in what was once centuries ago the town of South Park, suffering eternal loneliness, (besides his pet guinea pig, Stripe) after being alone for the past ten years only knowing what his grueling directive is, he is h... It's just a short one. The next one will be longer, promise. Chapter 2 - Research. I'm sure if my parents knew what I spent most of my time on my computer doing, they'd take it out of my bedroom. More accurately they'd take it out of my bedroom, smash the fuck out of it with a sledgehammer and then turn said sledgehammer on me.Stan thought, rubbing his shoulder on the way to the trashcan. Stan nervously crept toward the bin, nudging it with his foot before standing over it to look inside. Stan stared silently as he found the bin filled to the brim with banana peels. "Isn't it horrible!" Kyle cried, crawling into a corner and holding his knees.Kyle nervously, though encouragingly let him enter and entertained him in a dance for dominance. Hands began running down cheeks and necks, eventually Stan's hands found their way to Kyle's stomach. Stan ran his hands under Kyle's sweater, breaking momentarily from their kiss to remove the barrier.Kyle was sitting on his couch watching terrance and phillip. He still watches that show. We he heard his cell phone ring. He picked it up and looked to see who it was. Stan! Why is he calling?! He imeditly flipped it open and held it to his ear. "Hey, Stan." Kyle said casually hoping he had nothing to fear. "Ky... Kyle c-can you c-come over here?"Kyle's New Groove. Disclaimer: I've never owned South Park A/N: Just something cute and sweet after the angst-ridden job that was "No Grave is Rich" Just a couple notes: "I hate life…and I'm banging your mom" is not a real song (to the best of my knowledge) so just think an angrier than usual Black Sabbath on crack.Hope everyone enjoys. Summary: Kyle's changed and everyone's taken notice.After school Kyle would hang out with his girlfriend Heidi, who was the only one who still respected him. They would have their dates at the park and Tweek coffee. Kyle would go home, play on the XBOX with Ike for a bit and than go to bed. His Mom Shiela doesn't know what to do with his Dad Gerald, ever since Ike told her the truth.His name is Kyle Broflovski. He is this beautiful smart and funny boy, who happens to be my best friend since we were born. I love him, and the best part is… he loves me back and we're dating, so my life is amazing. Kyle is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think about him most of the day, even when he is by my side, like now.The two weren't naked, only partially clothed as Kyle's mom met with them and lectured to two on safe sex and relationships. It was one of the most embarrassing and hilarious moments the two had with each other. And it was most definitely a moment they would remember. The day they tried to have sex.His tears began to fall. "No…This can't happen…Stan can't die…Stan can't die!!!" Then he woke up. Kyle sighed softly and wiped the tears and sweat from his eyes. ' It was just a dream…'. The same dream he had been having every night since it had happened. The day Stan slipped away. The memory of his best friend's untimely death haunted ...Kyle, Stan, and Cartman cried out in one voice, "Oh my God. They killed Kenny!" From out of nowhere, a hearse drove up to the scene, where a man in a black suit proceeded to load the dead body of Kenny into the back. The doors opened to the school bus. The three friends shuffled in, moving to the back.South Park and Danganronpa crossover fanfiction archive with over 0 stories. Come in to read stories and fanfics that span multiple fandoms in the South Park and Danganronpa universe.Disney+’s new short film, “Zen - Grogu and Dust Bunnies,” features Grogu from “The Mandalorian” and the coal dust bunnies from “Spirited Away.” Disney+’s adorable new short film, “... Fem!Kyle Broflovski. fem!Tweek Tweak. everyone else is canon gender. Suicide. Stan, Cartman, and Kenny, all wrought with their own issues, are trying to make it through their second year of college. Enveloped in drama, gossip, lies, and rumors, they try to fight their temptations while proving to each other that they're bigger than their demons. Cartoons South Park. How the Darkness Sounds By: Madam RedRose25. Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a serious disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for him as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs.Kyle's New Groove. Disclaimer: I've never owned South Park A/N: Just something cute and sweet after the angst-ridden job that was "No Grave is Rich" Just a couple notes: "I hate life…and I'm banging your mom" is not a real song (to the best of my knowledge) so just think an angrier than usual Black Sabbath on crack.Hope everyone enjoys. Summary: Kyle's changed and everyone's taken notice.The blonde boy smirked. Everybody, from students to teachers, knows that Kenny McCormick is the greatest little fucker in the whole campus. He'd gotten more action in bed than anyone else. Eric Cartman, on the other hand, never really had any "experience" before, meaning Kenny has the upper hand. They were originally waiting for Stan and …South Park: Post COVID Another Story By: Gameshowkidd. Years after the Pandemic ends. Heidi Turner is called back to South Park to reconnect with old friends. But when a new threat arises, she must put her past behind her in order to prevail. Rated: Fiction M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,067 - Reviews: 22 ...Cartoons South Park. South Park: The Stick of Truth By: TheBilliantOne. A New Kid moves to the eponymous town of South Park, and becomes involved in an epic role-play fantasy war involving humans, wizards, and elves, who are fighting for control of the all-powerful Stick of Truth. Their game quickly escalates out of control, bringing them into ...Find some cute South Park Style fanfic. Can someone suggest me some cute Style fanfic? It may be a bit obscene, but their relationship is completely pure,no sex and they treat each other well (there may be a little misunderstanding) , even just being friends, super best friend. u/BettyDare might have some. Thanks Dcat.This is a Kyman smut fic!! Kyle is an uptight spoiled brat in a boring relationship. Tags will be updated with each chapter so just hang in there I don’t wanna spoil it:) ... South Park (68) IT - Stephen King (1) Marvel Cinematic Universe (1) Include Characters Kyle Broflovski (64) Tolkien "Token" Black (62) Stan Marsh (44)Kyle x Cartman By: heartattackkkkk. The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Kyle and Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman stays at the Broflovski's house because his mother has died and now he is as poor as his friend, Kenny. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Angst - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 11 ...Go to FanFiction r/FanFiction • by krigsgaldrr. View community ranking In the Top 1% of largest communities on Reddit. South Park Kenny/Kyle fic . Hello everyone! I know there's a very slim chance of anyone having this, but a loooong time ago on ff.net there was a South Park fic called This is Fact, Not Fiction and it was a Kenny/Kyle fic ...The blonde boy smirked. Everybody, from students to teachers, knows that Kenny McCormick is the greatest little fucker in the whole campus. He'd gotten more action in bed than anyone else. Eric Cartman, on the other hand, never really had any "experience" before, meaning Kenny has the upper hand. They were originally waiting for Stan and Kyle ...Friends By: D.W. Mercer. Cartman has left south park. After 2 years past, a new kid has now made resident in south park, gaining respect from his classmates, but he has a secret that he wants to forget about. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Words: 973 - Favs: 2 - Published: Apr 22, 2021 - id: 13867412.A UFO comes to South Park and everyone is panicking, PC Principal and Jimmy work together to rid the world of ads and what happens to Stan and Kyle's friendship when "The Truth" is revealed? Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Jimmy V., Kyle B., Stan M., Gerald B. - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2019 ...South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: Dec 1, 2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete. Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes.Nightmare, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. Nightmare By: Soul Flash. You don't know what you've got until you see it glued to some other guy. Kyman. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: Apr 24, 2010 - Status: Complete ...Eric gets a new girl in this story by a first time writer from the LHS Writing Lab. South Park: Cartmen's new friend. One morning Cartmen, Kyle, Stanley, and Kenny was at the bus stop when a girl with nice long hair and a very cute face. "Hey guys, who's she," Cartmen asked. "We don't know. Why do you want to know fat a" Kyle said.Jerking up straight in bed, Kyle looked around his dark room, his heart beating wildly. A nightmare. Tentacles, taking him from his home, eating him. 'A dream,' Kyle reassured himself, 'just a stupid dream.'. Relaxing, Kyle laid back down, and put an …"You'll be fine, Bubee, I promise." Sheila kissed Kyle and waved Kyle goodbye and left. Little Kyle looked around. He saw a lot of kids running and playing with each other. Suddenly, Kyle felt somebody pushed him. Kyle turned around. It was a boy about Kyle's age with brown hair, about three inches taller than Kyle, and was also chubby. "I don ...Stan, feeling bad, kissed him some more kissing away the tears and letting Kyle get used to him. After several minutes of making out Kyle got hard again. Nodding to let Stan know he was ready. Slowly Stan moved in and out of his lover and watched as the moaning boy under him face distorted from painful to comfortable. South Park [One Shots] Fanfiction. Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk. #bebe #cartman #clyde #craig #cute #fanfiction #kawaii #kenny #kyle #love #park #reader #south #southpark #stan # ... 79 Stories. Sort by: Hot. # 1. no-one saw me (not in the way you... by cupidye. 13.3K 439 13. Stan is the captain of South Park's ice hockey team. Kyle is a top figure skater that's closed himself off from the world. Neither of them are nearly as in control of th...When Kyle's parents are away and his girlfriend Lisa Simpson is in town and pays him a surpriese visit things get out of control Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - [Kyle B., Lisa S.] - Chapters: 2 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2016 - id: 12056339Missing Kyle By: TheLocalAquatic. Stan's in a terrible crisis and it's all to do with his Super Best Friend, Kyle. Stan is recalling what had exactly happened to cause this emotional breakdown. Rated M for character death, and language (but not so much language). Also, the kids are twelve years old."Whatever," Kyle continued, "Point is, we're getting out of town and want to know if you want to come with us. One of my dad's coworkers lent him a timeshare." "Parentals?" "None." "Seriouslaay?" Cartman swung the car into the school parking lot, making sure to park just over the line so that no one would park next to him. "Seriously."Aug 4, 2019 · I wouldn't be this happy without you. Oh, You really are Cute and Beautiful, Bebe. Smart, radiant, glowing in the night, Bebe. Oh, You're an angel. He finishes the song. Bebe blushes and claps. She makes a heart with her fingers, then blows him a kiss. Kyle catches it, then heads home. End of Act 1. Kyle was walking towards Eric's house. It was the middle of the night but he figured his boyfriend would be up. His bare feet on the cold side walk. He was only in pajama pants and his coat. His mom had found out who he was dating and kicked him out for the night. He tried to stay out of the snow and tossed a rock at his window.Cartoons South Park. How the Darkness Sounds By: Madam RedRose25. Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a serious disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for him as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs.Follow . Any romantic stories with Kyle Broflovski and Bebe Stevens!:) Kyle tells Stan what he thinks of Bebe. Bebe tells Wendy how she feels about Kyle. A cute KyBe story about... one day. Warning, ushanka abuse. Bebe sneaks into Kyle's room one night. A bit cute. She looked over and her eyes sparkled in the sunlight. Return Chapter 3: KYLE?, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. Return By: Melodious-Productions-29. Kyle moved away when they were ten but now hes back and somethings differnt. Stan X Vamp!Kyle Cooler than it sounds promise! May change to M later. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Stan M., Kyle B. - Chapters: 4 ... Epilogue now up! Girl Trouble. This fic has been in my head for a while, but I haven't gotten around to writing it till now (thank you Revenge Au Trois!), and its still kind of a work in progress, so please don't slate it too much! I don't any of South Park, at all. Chapter 1. The party was hot, the music was pumping, but Stan Marsh was all alone.Craig kissed down Kyle's jaw to his neck. He then sank his teeth into it. Kyle cried out in a mix of pain and pleasure. Craig pulled back a bit smirking. He wiped off excess blood from his mouth and positioned himself in front of Kyle's entrance. This was how it always was. Rough, hard and with no prepping.The List of Couples By: dark-night-sky. Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and …South Park - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 24, 2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete. Agent Green Ushanka is a fanfiction author that has written 13 stories for South Park.So, yeah. God appeared.. and he stands there in only his boxers with the cute little blue kitties from that one cat movie. It was a Disney movie, so shut up. "Dude," God-- I mean, Kenny, states, "Are we gunna continue Strip Monopoly or not? I really wanna fuck Butters already! Well, once I get him out of that girly shirt." Kyle facepalmed.Dad, We're Gay! Summary: Stan and Kyle need money. And apparently, being gay sells. Star of David. Style. Warning (s): Crack (just based on the premise), Might be OOC. Author's Note: Or how a quick way to cash in turns into a journey of self-discovery for Kyle. Yup. Inspired by the Tweek x Craig Episode where people just kept giving them money.Ghostly greetings, folks. It’s almost Halloween! This week, our schedules are likely packed with trick-or-treating everywhere from local businesses and family members&...Stan always had a thing for animals, and Kyle had to admit it was very cute. But- no. 'Five minutes' Stan had said. And now Kyle was being roped into buying a cat that looked suspiciously like his boyfriend. Although, the damn thing had Stan's eyes and now they were staring up at Kyle, pleadingly. Kyle sighed haughtily. The List is finally finished!" The students of South Park Elementary are interrupted from their lunches by the overly-enthusiastic shrieks of Bebe and Lola. The girls squirm excitedly at the cafeteria doors as the entire school turns and stares at them. Most of the students look surprised, annoyed, or even apathetic. After one too many people comment on her son's good looks, Sheila decides to put that theory to the test and enters Kyle in a beauty pageant. Complete. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Drama - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Sheila B. - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/20/2023 - Published: 1/18 ...Kyle unlocked his front door and slowly pushed it open, only to be greeted by a screechy cry. "Where have you been, young man!" Kyle sighed inwardly, "I told you I went to the movies-". "You should have been home fifteen minutes ago!" Sheila Broflovski interrupted, her hands balled into fists upon her hips.'Aw, what's wrong? South Park's top high school football superstar can't stomach a little boy on boy action? Fucking pussy!' I sigh, swatting at Cartman's shoulder listlessly. 'Be nice, fatass!' Cartman flips me off in response. 'Up yours, Jew!' I hear sniggering and turn my head to find Stan smirking and shaking his head at our behaviour.Eric gets a new girl in this story by a first time writer from the LHS Writing Lab. South Park: Cartmen's new friend. One morning Cartmen, Kyle, Stanley, and Kenny was at the bus stop when a girl with nice long hair and a very cute face. "Hey guys, who's she," Cartmen asked. "We don't know. Why do you want to know fat a" Kyle said.Cartoons South Park. Heidi x Kyle a true love story By: Jigsaw1234. The promised squeal to Heidi's revenge. Set three years after where Heidi's revenge left off when they look after their now three year old son Jake along with Emily and Tommy, and the other members of the family. Hope you enjoy R&R Rated M for sex scenes in later chapters;Kyle just stood there in the door and smiled at his psycho family as they drove off in their green minivan. "Geezus", Kyle sighed as he closed the door. After just a few seconds the door bell rings. "Mom. I'll be fine just go!", Kyle swings open the front door. He freezes realizing who it is. Stan. 'Oh shit'.I felt everything I have never felt when I was with Wendy. I love you…. Kyley-B." Stan smiled. Kyle smiled back, blushing slightly. Stan took his hand and led him over to Kyle's bed where Stan sat on and pulled Kyle onto his lap, their foreheads touching, not asking a word just savouring the moment in silence, staring lovingly into each over ...Cartman felt uncomfortable as Kyle examined his face thoroughly, and he quickly looked away and stared at the ground, hoping Kyle would look away too. He didn't. The Jew, being so persistent, leaned in a little closer, his green eyes scouting Cartman's face for any signs of other emotions besides anger, hatred, annoyance, cold-heartedness …Cuddle Kyle, of course! Due to lack of pure Kyman fluff on the internet, this little piece of fiction is sugary-sweet. But sweetness doesn't come without a grain of salt and some smex. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 22, 2009 - Status ...The Day Kyle Slipped Away is a songfic written and published on FanFiction.Net by Ben Barrett. It was inspired by a YouTube video of the same name by …Kyle was soooo mean to Cartman in the earlier seasons. No wonder he hates Kyle lmao. Edit: what's with the downvotes? Watch the earlier seasons. I'm not wrong. -1. Reply. 130 votes, 30 comments. 1.7M subscribers in the southpark community. A subreddit dedicated to the ongoing events in the little town of South Park….Yeah Kyle could fight pretty good, but not so good that you didn't start a fight with him like Craig Tucker, Stan Marsh or Kenny McCormick. Being afraid or somehow scared of Kyle Broflovski was not possible. And all the students of Park High thought the same expect for four other boys.After school Kyle would hang out with his girlfriend Heidi, who was the only one who still respected him. They would have their dates at the park and Tweek coffee. Kyle would go home, play on the XBOX with Ike for a bit and than go to bed. His Mom Shiela doesn't know what to do with his Dad Gerald, ever since Ike told her the truth.Mastery By: Phoenix II. Result of inexplicable boredom combined with dread regarding my upcoming Spanish final that I don't want to study for. Style oneshot. Kyle should lay off the tequila XD. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Stan M., Kyle B. - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: May 7, 2007 - Status: Complete - id ...When Kyle's parents are away and his girlfriend Lisa Simpson is in town and pays him a surpriese visit things get out of control Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - [Kyle B., Lisa S.] - Chapters: 2 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2016 - id: 12056339 In times of love hardship everyone calls upon Kyle to help them, first Kenny, then Craig and lastly Token, they all get their loved ones but who is there to love Kyle. Not Angst! super cute and fluffy, a nice fic about love, i promise. lots of pairings, K2, KyleXCraig, KyleXToken, Stendy, CartmanXBebe and finally Style! Cartoons South Park. Hidden Meanings By: iceprincessinfinity. Slash, Kyle/Cartman. Cartman has gone through a rough time and is finally ready to be himself again. Kyle wonders what's been wrong with him for the past year. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs ...She began to walk after her son, leaving the other three boys standing in a state of awe. "Dude," Stan began, looking around at the authentic decorations, merchandise, and fellow "World of Warcraft" players with amazement. "This is so awesome." Kyle shrugged lightly, trying to hide behind a small, decorative tree in the corner of the room.And Kyle is a great big brother. It's a little fitting that I gave my "actual gay shit" virginity to the South Park fandom. #KyManShipper. I have more ideas, Cartman is a dick, Kyle is cute and smart, and the gay vibes are too much. Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not share the same ideology as Eric Theodore Cartman. But he's a cute little fat ...One evening, two days after the terrible incident, Gerald found the perfect place for him and his family to live in. "It's called South Park." Gerald told Sheila. "It's a small, quiet, mountain friendly town with a lot of people of diversity." "Even a Jewish population?" Sheila asked. "Just a small percent." Gerald said. "What state is the town ...Once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens. And from this small drop of sun, grew a magic, golden flower - It had the ability to heal the sick and injured. Ironically, it created more problems than it solved. Especially because from this magic, golden flower, a boy named Eric Cartman was born.StanxKyle conversation Chapter 1, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. StanxKyle conversation By: StanIsSexy100. Stan and kyle have a wierd conversation which leads to other things. StanxKyle. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Stan M., Kyle B. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 ..."Okay," Kyle said. He swivelled around again and returned to pecking at the keys. Stan grinned. He couldn't help it. He'd told Kyle he was cute before, but Kyle had called him gay. Instead, Stan hugged Kyle from behind, putting his chin in the crook of Kyle's neck. Kyle "hmmmed" and smiled. He leaned his head against Stan's. Suddenly, he tensed up. By the South Park Universe Team. Three figures enter the frame, each one looking less pleased than the next. Of course, one wonders how such pretty young girls could ever be upset. The first one looks like she should be especially content; hard to find such a pretty young girl out here in the depths of Colorado. Jan 18, 2018 · Cartoons South Park. Kyle, the Pageant King By: APinkRose1. After one too many people comment on her son's good looks, Sheila decides to put that theory to the test and enters Kyle in a beauty pageant. Complete. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Drama - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Sheila B. - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs ... New Kid By: GargantuanCarpet. A new kid moves into South Park, and he's awkward and afraid of just about anything. And when Craig Tucker tries to befriend this kid, he unearths some stuff he might've wanted to keep underground. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Craig T., Tweek T. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs ...StanxKyle conversation Chapter 1, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. StanxKyle conversation By: StanIsSexy100. Stan and kyle have a wierd conversation which leads to other things. StanxKyle. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Stan M., Kyle B. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 ...The Day Kyle Slipped Away is a songfic written and published on FanFiction.Net by Ben Barrett. It was inspired by a YouTube video of the same name by …Hooded Hero, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. Hooded Hero By: Sweetpony2977. He had asked him for Kyle's help. Kyle had be frightened at first, but that soon smoothed out. Now, he was downright terrified. He felt so helpless with the injured superhero in his arms. Though, a familiar chuckle soothed him into wanting to ... Zipline is trialing a new droid and an updated version of its drone, the P2 Zip, to deliver parcels
"Kyle, we're at school." 'Damn it.' thought a blonde-haired boy clutching his stomach discreetly while cursing whoever it was that thought Easter just had to involve chocolate.Didn't they know that a poor boy would probably be stuffing his face with all the Easter candy imaginable,courtesy of the female population of South Park High School?And that because he was poor he didn't eat very much ...Kyle, Stan, and Cartman cried out in one voice, "Oh my God. They killed Kenny!" From out of nowhere, a hearse drove up to the scene, where a man in a black suit proceeded to load the dead body of Kenny into the back. The doors opened to the school bus. The three friends shuffled in, moving to the back.https://archiveofourown.org/works/46746394 (hell yeah you're gonna date kyle!!) https://archiveofourown.org/works/46930801 (dumb lil sickfic i love it) …Kyle clapped along with everyone else as Nevaeh stepped onto the stage, and smiled at the audience. "Hello, everybody," she said into the microphone. Her dress was unlike anything Kyle had ever seen; it was the colour of champagne with a ruffled neckline, and had cream and pink pearl-studded bows going down the bodice.Kyle Dies Chapter 1: The Death Of Kyle Broflovski, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. Kyle Dies By: Friendly Frat-Boy. He was supposed to be saved. Instead, Kyle was killed, leaving a dystopia in his wake. Stan, the only one who had been able to go back in time, is left reeling as he merges with his younger self and reality ... StanxKyle stuffs. Follow . Focus: Cartoons South Park, Since: 04-25-08. Founder: Seraphic Dragon - Stories: 39 - Followers: 8 - id: 57848. All of my fave StanxKyle fics placed in one convenient location. At all the local Targets. Jk. Because of Love by TheXYZ reviews. Sacrifice is a very strange thing. Wendy then sat in a chair in front of Kyle's tied up feet. Then Wendy took the feather and started tickling the soles of Kyle's bare feet. "HAHAHAHAHHAHEHEHHEAHHAHA" laughed Kyle and his bare feet were being tickled by the feather. "Tickle, Tickle Kyle now spit it out" said Wendy with a huge smile on her face. She kept tickling Kyle's poor bare ...He picks a piece of mud out from my hair. After we got washed off and helped each other get dressed, we crossed the hall to my room, Stan helping me even stand straight. Once in my room, he gently tosses me onto my bed so I'm on my back. Stan then moves himself onto my bed as well so he's positioned in between my legs.South Park: Heart to Heart with the New Kid By: SpaceKnight93. After the fight with Sub Niggurath, a third Civil War is about to break out, but the New Kid reaches his breaking point. He runs off clearly distraught, and the rest of the heroes, realizing what has this game did to him, search for him to make amends. Pardon if the characters are OOC.Author's Notes: Well, here we are, another short story. I thought it'd be okay to include the Woodland Critters in South Park reality, because A) even if they're imaginary, imaginary things have been decided as real in the canon, and B) they showed up in the reality of the Stick of Truth, so maybe they escaped from Imaginationland and reside in the woods.Anything could happen in South Park. And did. "Here, ushanka, ushanka, ushanka!" Kyle called, laughing softly, hoping it would cheer up Ike so he wouldn't be so anxious. Ike looked up at him, looking more worried than ever. The ushanka wriggled closer. Kyle stopped laughing. "Okay, that's just plain weird."Kyle POV. After I woke up, I looked to my right, and there he was, Stan, fast asleep. I smiled at him, because he looked so cute when he was asleep… Then, I heard him talk. "Lo…ve you." I blushed furiously. I didn't know who he was thinking about, but I hope it was me. While he was talking in his sleep, I shook him softly to wake him up. "H ...I wave, therefore I am. That’s one small wave for an adorable robot, but potentially a giant one for robotkind. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute professor Selmer Bringsjord has con...He reached out and gently touched one, a smile slipping onto his face. They were so cute. The little girls around him were stroking them as well, and the puppies were lapping up the attention. Kyle could have stayed with them all day, but the pageant was due to start, so Sheila led him back to his seat, as did the parents of the other contestants.South Park Characters South Park Comics (Includes Style, Bunny, And Creek) - Stan x Kyle (Comic shorts) All of the art don't belong to me, art belongs to dudemarsh on tumblr Go check the dude out, you won't regret it, I promise :) 12/11/19 - published on December 11 - worked and drafting on December 9 through 11Don't worry the messages aren't very long, then it gets to an actual story. Unknown, but Together. By: thecrazierone. It was a cold, but otherwise boring night in South Park. Both Kyle and Cartman sat at their computer desks. Both on the same website, randomly chatting with people all across the world. You're now chatting with a random stranger.Friday, 7:35 AM at the Broflovski residence. 17-year old Kyle Broflovski, South Park Bulls backup quarterback, was laying down sideways on his bed looking at the framed 4x6 photo of him and his friends, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick in South Park Elementary School Cows football uniforms from when they were 8 years old as he was listening to the radio about tonight's upcoming game.The List of Couples By: dark-night-sky. Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and …“You haven’t really been eating, Kyle.” My heart thumps in my ears. “I mean, I’m not trying to, uh, diagnose you, or anything,” he shakes his head, dismissively. “But I …south park fics Series Metadata. Creator: moonkatz Series Begun: 2022-12-29 Series Updated: 2024-02-06 ... in honor of the new episode i just loved how causally Cartman talked about Stan and Kyle as if they were a couple ... Cute Kids; creekism (REAL) Summary. Craig gives Tweek a ring. Series. Part 13 of south park fics; Language: EnglishHair, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Hair By: HungLikeARainbro. Tiny drabble whilst I work on my main fic. I feel bad that I chopped off Kyle's perfect hair for the sake of character development in my other fic so here is some hair fun. Plot (kind of): Cartman loves Kyle's hair but Kyle refuses to take off his hat.Cartman's birthday is drawing closer and he wants his party to be perfect. However, his over-bearing mother doesn't quite get that he is growing up. Also, Kyle brings Bebe to his house for tutoring and gets his own dose of motherly embarrassment. Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or the following quote. Chapter 4: Mama Who Bore Me.Cartoons South Park. More Than Worthless By: Bladam-Shevine. Kyle Broflovski hated his life. Everything seemed pointless, and he couldn't understand why he felt this way. He had a caring mother and father, a loving little brother, and a large group of friends and yet he always felt alone. He was never happy. Kyle looked at his angelic face for just a second longer before finally deciding to break the silence. He poked Stan's side gently to make sure he would have his attention. "A penny for your thoughts." Stan fixed his eyes on Kyle's for a moment. A sly smirk eventually made its way across his boyishly cute features. Kyle, who had been beaten nearly senseless, had missed the whole thing. He hoped Stan had given them what-for. When he opened his eyes again, he was in the nurse's room. Nurse Gollum was tending to his wounds. She had transferred to the high school a year before Stan and Kyle started going there.Kenny laughed a little. "See, you're doing it right now" Kyle denied it completely. "Dude, you're such a girl! You are literally being a girl right now". Kyle just crossed his arms and turned away from him, trying to ignore him now. Then, Kenny came up with them most awesome way to show it ever. "Hold on, I'll be right back!"But the store he ran on the corner at the end of South Park's Main Street was pretty legit; a cute, small grocery business that succeeded in keeping me from feeling like a sleezy tool. All I had to do was bag groceries for old ladies and mop up the same clean spot about five times a day, and I got paid $8.50 an hour, which seemed reasonable enough.Barbarian Tweek Tweak. Elf Kyle Broflovski. After years of endless devastation in Zaron, the time is quickly approaching for Craig to figure out once and for all who he is. The fate of the entire world depends on it—regardless of whether or not they trust him. Final installment of The Thief Trilogy.It was the weekend in South Park and Kyle was over at his super best friend's, Stan's, house to play video games. Their other two friends, Kenny and Cartman were on their way over. Just to hang out and chill like they normally do. A little after Kyle arrived, there was a knocking at the door. "Hey guys!" Kenny muffled, cheerfully. "What's up ...The taller boy smirked as the bus rolled up. Let the games begin. As the big yellow bus rolled up to South Park High School, Cartman was shaking with excitement. Once inside, he hung back until Kyle entered the classroom and found his seat. Cartman walked in, stopping by Bebe's desk to say hi (Bebe was a summer fling), and then planted himself ..."Okay," Kyle said. He swivelled around again and returned to pecking at the keys. Stan grinned. He couldn't help it. He'd told Kyle he was cute before, but Kyle had called him gay. Instead, Stan hugged Kyle from behind, putting his chin in the crook of Kyle's neck. Kyle "hmmmed" and smiled. He leaned his head against Stan's. Suddenly, he tensed up.Kyle, Stan, and Cartman cried out in one voice, "Oh my God. They killed Kenny!" From out of nowhere, a hearse drove up to the scene, where a man in a black suit proceeded to load the dead body of Kenny into the back. The doors opened to the school bus. The three friends shuffled in, moving to the back.He pressed his thumbs into the tense region and went in a circular motion, drawing more pleased noises from Kyle's slightly parted lips. Stan leaned down and captured these plump, rose coloured lips in a sweet, innocent kiss, savouring the unmistakable taste of mint toothpaste and strawberry lip balm. "Stan?" Kyle breathed out once they had parted.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: Dec 1, 2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete. Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes.Kyle has his favorites like United Premier 1K and World of Hyatt Globalist, but you might be surprise by some of his other favorite elite status tiers. As the sun sets on 2022, I'm...Cartoons South Park. An Unknowable Truth By: the corrupted quiet one. Netherborn is a convenient term, but Kenny doesn't actually know what he is. What he does know is that what he is cannot be known, because it is unknowable. But what happens when Kyle, in his declaration of love, glimpses what Kenny is, glimpses what he ought not know?Pretty Boy, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Pretty Boy By: Nico C-137. Cartman sometimes wears stereotypically feminine clothes, and Kyle secretly finds it attractive. (Kyle/Cartman) Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 14, 2021 - id: 13881595 ...Kyle nervously, though encouragingly let him enter and entertained him in a dance for dominance. Hands began running down cheeks and necks, eventually Stan's hands found their way to Kyle's stomach. Stan ran his hands under Kyle's sweater, breaking momentarily from their kiss to remove the barrier.Anyway, be sure to check back next chapter to join Kyle and Cartman on their first date! ;) DD. Xx. PS: If you're ever curious about when I'm planning to update next, or if you just fancy reading one of my South Park related rants, feel free to check out my profile any time. I update it a hell of a lot more often than I do my story, LOL!Part 1. The Other List. Charlie May Pierzynski, Fourth Grader and Amateur Ukulele Player, stands on the stage in the auditorium for the fourth grade talent show. Dressed in a cowboy hat, a plaid shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots, she strums her ukulele, closes her eyes, and (in a childish voice with a slightly Western accent) she starts to sing ...The sudden hormonal changes in the South Park girls have gone out through the roof as they became infatuated with the boys. The boys could not have prepared for what was going to happen to them and did not see it coming at all. " Dude what's with those girls!" Clyde rubbing lip stick marks from his face. " This is why I never hang with girls!"We got the bus together into South Park, listening to Eric tell us the 'hilarious' story of how one of his workmates lost two of his fingers in one of the printing machines today. By the time the story ended, Butters looked kinda queasy and I couldn't help but feel sorry for the dude. The dude who lost his fingers, I mean. That would totally suck.South Park. Kyle Dies. POV~ Stan. "And may we remember how he died saving another's life, and that he is in a better place now," the Rabi said, sadness filling his voice. A tear fell from my closed eye. I couldn't stand to look at the coffin that stood right in front of me. "He will be remembered as a Son, a grandson, a brother, and a best ... Eric Theodore Cartman, will you please be my boyfriend?”. “Well, you’re still asking me this over the phone…”. “Oh my god!”. Kyle exclaimed, getting ready to complain about how demanding Cartman was being. “...but yeah I’ll be your boyfriend.”. “Cool,” Kyle responded, unable to stop smiling. Cartoons South Park. Kryptonite By: nek0manc3r. The Human Kite believes he's the first super hero to not have any weaknesses. Tool Shed changes his mind. One-shot, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Style (Stan/Kyle), Light bondage, Dubcon, Lemon, M, Trigger Warning: Underage.I Can't Breathe By: Talak7. Kyle invites Stan to go out for a bike ride with him on a Saturday afternoon. Everything is going fairly well until Stan has an asthma attack. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Kyle B., Stan M. - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jul 28, 2013 - Status: Complete - id ...Gerald and Sheila went back to their home in South Park, Colorado so Kyle can meet his new baby brother. "Kyle! Bubee! We have a surprise for you!" Sheila called her son. Five year old Kyle ran down the stairs as fast as he could as soon as he heard the word surprise. Kyle hoped it was that big wheel bike that he always wanted.Zipline is trialing a new droid and an updated version of its drone, the P2 Zip, to deliver parcels more accurately. Zipline unveiled its next generation electric autonomous drone ...South Park - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 24, 2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete. Agent Green Ushanka is a fanfiction author that has written 13 stories for South Park.My first ever fanfic, so don't expect much. Kyle's Hat- A KylexCartman Story. "Shut up, fatass!" Kyle said. He and Cartman had gotten into the usual argument. The usual Jew, fatass, Jew, fatass, back and forth between the two. But this time, Cartman had mentioned at how Kyle had broken his Clyde Frog eight years ago, stolen his hat, and now ...What the Heck is an Uke? By: Angel of the Axis. Aged up, AU. When the girls of South Park High School create a perfume that makes the boys crazy for each other, everything seems fine at first. But the 'dominants' of the relationships begin to get more and more possessive, and that forces the 'ukes' to go to the girls and demand a cure! How will ...Stan, feeling bad, kissed him some more kissing away the tears and letting Kyle get used to him. After several minutes of making out Kyle got hard again. Nodding to let Stan know he was ready. Slowly Stan moved in and out of his lover and watched as the moaning boy under him face distorted from painful to comfortable.Kyle tried not to scowl as Butters approached him, Tweek in tow. He also tried not to bat an eye at how cute, sweet, and adorable both blondes looked, but their big unearthly precious eyes reeled him in. Damnit. "You guys, it's really not a good time," he still managed to say. "Please!" Tweek pleaded. Butters shuffled meekly. "We just wanted to-"A redhead sighed as he threw a dark brown Afghan on top of his black-haired best friend. The idiot got into another fight after school and didn't tell him until he limped up to the Broflosky house with his left shoulder bleeding and his right eye pulsing with the beginnings of a black eye. The teenager's best friend was more than willing to be ... Another example would be in season 11's "The List," in which the boys of South Park find a l